so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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