i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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