Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
What a dumb baby whore.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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