I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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