Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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