Whod you bang
I just made out with a guy for $7.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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