PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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