Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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