My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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