One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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