i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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