Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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