where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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