Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I have aggressive nipples.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
So apparently I’m into choking now
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