I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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