Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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