I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
