So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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