it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Me too!
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
My vagina is very pro this idea
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