just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
then he tried to convert me to islam
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
