The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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