We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
