i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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