Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Randomize