Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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