Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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