We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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