Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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