you win again, gameday.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Crop dusting thru forever 21
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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