It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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