She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
This is my gift to your gina
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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