im drinking this country out of the recession.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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