Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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