But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
