Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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