My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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