Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
MIDGETS
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I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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