is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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