And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
