The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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