never play flip cup with pint glasses
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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