quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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