Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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