it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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