hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
