New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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