Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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