My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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