I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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