playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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