I just made out with a guy for $7.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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