I like my sex mixed with concussions.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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