Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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