Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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