We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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