jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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