On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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